Rock In A Hard Place

Take me, take me
Take me outside and maybe
Baby, take me
Take me, take me, take me

Take it or leave it on a Saturday night
If what you see is what you get then gimmie me a bite
Here are lots of ladies, they is dressed to kill
Leave it to the boys and the fool on the hill

Hello baby, yeah it's me
Don't be no judge, no third degree
Oh jailbait
Play the fool and you play the pawn
Wake up babe, out the door gone
Jailbait
I believe in someone talkin'
Can't let go you got a hold
Oh jailbait
What it is, but you believe
In what you got, got up your sleeve
Oh jailbait

Ooh, j-j-j-jailbait
Ooh, j-j-j-jailbait
J-j-j-j-jailbait

Take it, leave it, roll the dice
She's hot as hell, I'm cold as ice
Oh jailbait
Tell your daddy how you do me
Put the woodshed, do it to me
Jailbait
Whatcha see in daddy's eyes
Check the voice, no surprise
Oh jailbait

Oooh, j-j-j-jailbait
J-j-j-jailbait
J-j-j-jailbait
J-j-j-jailbait
J-j-j-jailbait

Do me, do you
Tell me, would you
See in, me too
Do me, do you

I ain't complainin' bitch's brew
Girl's a lover, never knew she's
Jailbait
Steeplechase, cold the sweat
You sweep your feet up, place a bet on
Jailbait
Lookout

J-j-j-j-j-jailbait
J-j-j-j-j-jailbait
J-j-j-j-j-jailbait
J-j-j-j-j-jailbait

I tell ya a thing foxy little flirt
I caught you in the briar patch
Liftin' up your skirt
Well let me tell ya now

What you been doin' in the briar patch
What you been doing in the little skirt
Got in closer with a big feet ranch
Makin' magic

You be foolin' with the bitch's brew
You know the things I told you not to do
You fell into the briar patch
Ain't nothin' gonna save ya

Remember the things you said
You savin' the screams for bed
And now you just walk away
So take it and go all the way

Ah, you foolin' with the bitch's brew
That ain't the thing you outta fool with
Now you keep your fingers out of there, honey
You no that ain't no fair

The way that you read me
Because of the way you did
The way the witches' sight
Oh the things that you fight

You been messin' with the bitch's brew
Don't you know who you're talkin' to
Said you're talkin' to the bitch's brew
Tell me you never really cared

The voodoo men eyes of fire
Or hoodoo men most desire
The bitches are out in school
Tell from the light of the moon

I been thinkin' ran my hands through the sands of time
Yeah, and I been drinkin', just to make this here song rhyme

What the hell you want me to
I'll take it with the

You're foolin' with the bitch's brew
Don't you
Don't you foolin' with the bitch's brew
I been foolin' with the bitch's brew
Don't be foolin' with me now
Foolin' with the bitch's brew

Pack up your troubles in your old kit bag
You gotta dance to the tune of bolivian ragamuffin
Out take's short breaks
Love her till the earth quakes

Stand on the seashore lookin' at the city
See the street light, dog bite your lady on the titty
At the wax museum everybody cares to see themselves
As others care to see you but nobody wants to be you baby

Corn bread, cabbage head
Try and get a side of me
Hold my pickle, hold your lettuce
Special orders don't upset us

Kickstand face, looks so evil like Knieval
Never make third base like a tongue in my old lady
Like a squatez vous and a domo arigato
Tip my hat to you rock a roller obbligatto

Stage show come in stride
Smoke a bone I'm feelin' fine
Girls in heat will try and get us
Hash in bones won't upset us

He need cash, kick in the pants
Water fall, gotta dance
Blame it on, to you to give us the chance

Ain't gonna do it, ain't gonna do it
Ain't gonna do it, ain't gonna do it
Ain't gonna do it, ain't gonna do it
Ain't gonna do it, ain't gonna do it
Ain't gonna do it, ain't gonna do it

Now you say you're lonely
You cried the whole night through
Well you can cry me a river, cry me a river
I cried a river over you

Now you say you're sorry
For being so untrue
Well you can cry me a river, cry me a river
I cried a river over you

Now you say you're sorry
For being so untrue
Well you can cry me a river, cry me a river
I cried a river over you

You drove me in and drove me out of my head
While you never shed a tear
Remember, I remember all that you said
You told me love was to come in
This moment you was, you were, you were

Now you say you love me
Well, just to prove you do
Come on and cry me a river, cry me a river
I cried a river over you
I cried a river over you
I cried a river over

At first we three thought
'Twas the biblical cord of life
The noticing 'twas connected to his head
How strange, not to be believed
I reached out to feel and
The pony's eyes opened
The cord got hard, the head looked around
And you know who pushed and gushed
The waters of life
First two hooved feet
Then the shine of his fur
But at first to my eyes only
Feather, feathers, wings
The butterflies flew up in such colors
Exploding all around us
The rest I did not notice
Till there he stood
All eyes in wonder
Who me
Who you
Look

In water still the night I met the pony
It was so dark that I could hardly see
It smelled so sweet you know who and Joanie
So many butterflies one could not see

We all could feel desire
Took off in flight
It was hotter than fire
Then came the light

Now smell the heat
The dancing pony
Unwrapped his wings
To dry off Joanie
The pony he grew in size
In thunder and rain
And finally realized
A what he was and what he does
And what he couldn't say

And left to kiss the cheek of Mother Nature
Nobody here can be denied such things
Make the ladies you love, come honey
No butterfly should be denied it's wings

He were a kick ass rocking horse
He like a hell bent tied to the Gavin Pole
It was a one time fantasy
I got the bare bones, fly into the Holy Land
Bare back, flyin' like a ruddered man
Nightmares, and he can't hold a candle to my dreams

We rode the night
And took to wing
It was so alright
It was everything
We flew into burning skies
The thunder and rain
And finally realized
What he is and what he does
And what he couldn't say

Took off in flight
Then came the light

Flashback, something coming over me
No sweat, one time fantasy
Bare boned, and all that is the wind it seems
Hell, who's the chick
That rides into my dreams?

No livery
No stable lights
No try to please
Nobody's eyes
We'll never see us again
In time it'll pass
And where did it all begin
But all in good time
Somebody shot an arrow

Now tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me never
Wakin' me 'cause you're cold somtimes
Being seduced will be your own pleasures
What be his muse may be what he must find

He was a kick ass rocking horse
He was a one horned, unicornucopia
Two, two in Utopia
Three star, verge into infinity
Four
Four

It was a take it or a leave it
On a Saturday night
I wish I could love you 'til the cows come home
And make it right
If it's a make believe I say
I ain't tell you then
'Cause if it's a dream I'm in please wake me up
And start again

Ooh, close your eyes and what do you see?
Ooh, look over how you could do with your only believes

She was a real top manner
Liesin' old conniver
Hardcore floozy
Late night rubber
A second hand clothes
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

Well it was either now or nuthin'
Down the urchin' moon
Only a certain situation you could see I'm who
Putting the ring around the rose
N' pull the daisy chain
Well, we are here, can tell me
you ain't with that bachelor thing

Ooh, close your eyes and what do you see?
Ooh, nothing but how what they did with your only believe in me

She was a real top manner
Liesin' old conniver
Hardcore floozy
Late night rubber
A second hand clothes
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

If you have wanna won with me
You're not to have be here tonight
Why should I hold her down and beg
When you should ride me right
Why should I give it all you got
No need to make amends
Boy and you'll never mind your mother
And I got the bends

Ooh, close your eyes and what do you see?
Ooh, nothing but how what they did with your only believe in me

She was a real top manner
Liesin' old conniver
Hardcore floozy
Late night rubber
A second hand clothes
Smiling like a Cheshire Cat

She was a real top manner
Liesin' old conniver
Hardcore floozy
Late night rubber
A second hand clothes
Smiling like a destructive cat

Dancing queen, sold like black vaseline
She was a long tall Sally joystick
Know what I seen?
She was all right

Drashing spurs
Pong man, puss n' boots
She was a long-long live
Long live who

Sweet pretty lady
Lick 'em, love 'em
Booze and floozies
Push 'em, shove 'em
All kinda crazy
Love for 'm come on
Hey lime juicy

New York chicks
Old jock wild in the city
Got a moon lady
Drive me crazy
Do what you do, do
She was all tight
I mean all right

Sweet painted lady
Lick 'em, love 'em
Lose and a floozy
Push 'em, shove 'em
All kinda crazy
Love for 'm come on
Hey lime juicy

Sweet painted lady
Lick lick love 'em
Lose and a floozy
Push push shove 'em
All kinda crazy
Love for 'm come on
Hey lime juicy

Can't be in love
When you live alone
Push comes to shove
When you're bitchin' on

Now look at every
I'm talkin' on you
without a doubt
Said the music does the talkin'
But all we heard is talk about

The girls are left behind
When full-tilt women all spend time
With me and the boys
And the toys

Rose said she was fine for two
With blonde hair, boy cracky
Miles of blue
Sookie, she was on my side
'Cause she and Nancy
Ah they took me for a ride

The girls are left behind
When full-tilt women all spend time
With me and the boys
And they do, yeah the toys

Talk about it
Walk about it
Talk about it
They all talk
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it

Can't be in love
When you live alone
Push comes to shove
When you're bitchin' on

She looked, well, about 35 to me
When mine was still comin' on to you
But I was covered back, back then
'Cause me and the boys knew hot courior

The girls are left behind
When full-tilt women all spend time
With me and the boys
And the toys in the attic

Her sister, she was lank a fin
Never tought I'd given in
Her candle of youth was burnin' low
But me and the boys knew something had to go

The girls are left behind
When full-tilt women now all spend time
With me and the boys

Talk about it
Walk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it


Can't be in love
When you live alone
Push comes to shove
When you're bitchin' on